There’s lotion for your face, for your hands, for your feet, for your body. Why? What would happen if you put hand lotion on your feet? Would your feet get confused and start clapping? Each kind has something special in it — aloe, shea butter, coconut, cocoa butter, vanilla, lemon extract. That’s not lotion. That’s one ingredient short of a Bundt cake.
Ellen DeGeneres (via sakuramartinez)
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To-Do List
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1. Learn flash mob dance
2. pay parking ticket
3. go pee
4. stop writing this list
I FUCKING LOVE HALLOWEEN
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It is a wonderful feeling
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to have a huge chunk of homework done by the weekend
it is, on the other hand, suckish that you spent your entire friday night napping on and off and finishing this said homework.
WHATEVER I HAVE A BUSY WEEKEND AHEAD OF ME SO IT WAS WELL SPENT
nothing to really rant about because some things are just better left unsaid right now.
Amazing Beyonce Flash Mob in TARGET




